Is what happened at the church all my fault?
August 19, 2011 by refl
Filed under Church stained
I have recently constructed a device for propelling fruit and vegetables up to 900ft, at a velocity of 150ft per second. I used old vehicle parts mainly.
Anyway, I was using the machine on the upper field of my manor, launching various fruits and vegetables into the village.
This morning, I received an angry phone call from a vicar, who was furious that I had thrown a marrow through the stained glass window and int erupted a funeral. I am to pay £2500 in costs.
Is it fair that this is demanded of me, bearing in mind that I was merely have a bit of jolly fun?
Marrowly, marrowly…pay, pay, pay…
Well have someone break your window during a special moment and see what you think about replacing it yourself.
no, you are doing your best to help those priests. theres not much you can do but help them.
xians are always trying to spoil fun
don’t pay and fire away
People at funerals should learn to lighten-up a little. Tell the vicar you’re joining the Moonies.